I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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