He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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