Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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