What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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