did you get engaged???
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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