I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
this hospital has no fireball
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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