he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
