Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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