guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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