Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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