I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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