If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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