I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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