Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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