fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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