The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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