Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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