I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
