ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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