We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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