this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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