Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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