**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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