Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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