its not stalking. its research.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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