Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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