It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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