I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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