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Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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