took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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