I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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