Who did Billy Mays play for?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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