I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
thus making me awesome and them whores
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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