I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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