whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Randomize
