lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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