I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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