Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
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Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team