They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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