Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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