im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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