At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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