is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
If I die, sorry about rent.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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