I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I looked at my own cervix.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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