The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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