i just wanna soil my oats bro
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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