i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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