question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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