the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
