My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
