i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just had sex on a roof
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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