my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Actions speak louder than pants.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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