Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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