How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
you told grandpa to call you daddy
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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