"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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