dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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